comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

(via liftedsuicide)

(Source: billsussman, via bowlofbloodoranges)

Anonymous Asked: girl your new icon is perfection seriously

Omg this is the nicest thing anyone has said to me all night I appreciate you so much for this thank you c:

vampishly:

practical uses for men

(Source: misshealthgeek, via wordsanddiscords)

snapchatting:

spice things up in bed with some communism

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rufiozuko:

orbitalencounters:

Total lunar eclipse for the Americas on April 14th 15th 2014

wow… it’s a bit cloudy in beverly hills… but this shot is amazing.

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browningtons:

horsefricker:

browningtons:

Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart 

thats my right boob tho

babe

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deansloverboy:

snapchatting:

a $15 gift card to Louis Vuitton

*buys a piece of dust floating in the air*

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sneakyfeets:

HAHAHA HOLY SHIT WE WERE LOOKING AT PICTURES OF SURGERIES IN CLASS AND ALL THE GUYS WERE HOOTING AT THE SLICED BREAST ONES AND THEN THE TEACHER SWITCHED TO A PENIS PIC WHERE IT WAS CUT OPEN AND SOME 300LB JOCK DOUCHEBAG FAINTED RIGHT OUT OF HIS CHAIR BOYS ARE WEAK BOYS ARE FUCKING WEAK

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